I almost fucking drowned like Che trying to cross a fucking river today. My childhood asthma hasn't worked up for years and fucking years, but idk maybe a wave hit me too hard or something. You could see the look on my friend's face where he was trying to decide if he would give me CPR if it ever came down to it. Don't worry about man kisses dude, just let me die.

So I heard Indy Jones sucked balls from many people. Looks like Speed Racer is going to reign supreme until Dark Knight comes out, bitches. For you haters out there I have two words for you: fucking pistol whip.

Okay in celebration of not being dead:
Give me two chars (one of them should be mine, lols) and a song and I'll choose a specific lyric or verse from that song and write a drabble inspired by it.

And yes you can request multiples!